I'm Catherine the SECRET HIPSTER (& poopyface)

'When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves oranges, bacon and cake'

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Look how happy they are! They are looking at me not menacingly at all. They don’t want to kill me and eat me and digest me four times. I love cows/

Look how happy they are! They are looking at me not menacingly at all. They don’t want to kill me and eat me and digest me four times. I love cows/

(Source: cows-totally)

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Anonymous asked: Why are you so lonely?

Well I can’t get too close to anyone because otherwise the sheer gravitational pull of my boobs will suck them into my cleavage. I have already lost several cats this way. Sometimes at night I can still hear them miaowing from the depths.

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And this is why I shall be staying here all the time and never visiting Australia again. Unless this is a lie and I love Tyrone too much to stay away.

It’s the second thing. I love Tyrone a lot.

(Source: dorciafridays)

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Anonymous asked: I love what you have done to your blog! Much improved <3<3

I know right! It’s so much more me. ;)